With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
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Old news. I told you he could kill anyone he wanted to.
Is it just me or can you imagine Bush as Elmer Fudd saying, "Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting tewwowists. huhuhuhuhuhuhuh." ?
Dictator?
Dick tater?
FTW?
Yeah, that's right. I bet you're going to start watching what you call our great president from now on, aren't you, Mr. Wankyman?
I'm deeply sorry for this and I apologize in advance, but I just couldn't resist.
Sorry Hadrian, but isn't the politically correct expression "immaculate conception"?
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