With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Colbert Succintly States the Republican Strategy
"Tragedies are like facts: you have to pretend that they don't exist."
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Real Republican qoute: "I don't care about the facts, I just know what I FEEL!"
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