With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Can I Get a Bonus for Not Calling in Sick?
And for Perfect Attendance, Johnny Gets... a Car
Across the country, schools have begun to offer cars, iPods — even a month's rent — as incentives to students to improve their attendance. Read the article.