With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Then what is your holiday? And your appendage's don't look like spaghetti, they look like tapeworm. You may want to get that looked at. Have you eaten at Taco Bell recently?
And for God's sake put some pants on, I can see your balls.
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Then what is your holiday? And your appendage's don't look like spaghetti, they look like tapeworm. You may want to get that looked at. Have you eaten at Taco Bell recently?
And for God's sake put some pants on, I can see your balls.
Deck the halls with sauce and noodle.
Fa la la la la la la la la. Midgets dance just like a poodle.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
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