Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Would you like some Wine with that Cheese?

This was so cheesy I just had to share. Maybe it could be a contest: who can provide the most godawful cheesy book jacket summary? This one is from that classic tome The Awakening, Seven Sisters : Book 2, by Debra White Smith.

Supermodel Kim Lan Lowery has it all-- exquisite beauty, wealth, a famous
heartthrob fiance, and a close circle of friends. When a "secret admirer" sends flowers and love notes, Kim is flattered. As the letters become strangely possessive, she searches for someone she can trust. Grappling with the impact of her faith on her career, Kim feels the Lord tugging her to take part in a mission trip to Vietnam. At first, trip coordinator MickO'Donnel refuses her application because of her celebrity status. Their
lifestyles clash and values collide, but they also battle a deep undercurrent of passion. Finally embarking on the trip, Kim feels secure-- until her "admirer" reveals his identity ...

I would say you can't make this stuff up, but then, somebody did.

2 comments:

David Crowe said...

Why do you hate me so. That was some of my best work, dammit. *runs off crying*

Hadrian said...

Wait, wait, I think I may have topped myself. From Girl Got Game v.2 :

Just when Chiharu decides he can hang with Kyo, he accidentally trips and catches himself-- on her breast! Kyo --afraid that her bosom buddy might discover her true identity-- concocts a plan to make herself seem more like one of the guys. Hiding behind her new man-to-man defense, how far will Kyo go before she turns into a sex machine for all the chicks?