With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
4 comments:
What? You're only as old as you...feel/look/act.
No, he's right, I'm old.
Curses! My attempt to fish for birthday blessings has failed.
Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Why didn't you just come out and ask?
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