Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Degolar Responds:

As much as I enjoy the picking and taunting that come with playground antics, I don't believe it appropriate to tease Leelu any longer now that she has finally become a woman. And even though she has complained about my constant encouragement to follow this route, the glow of contentment she has exuded since realizing her womanhood is evidence it was an excellent, mature choice she has enjoyed exceedingly. She is a changed person, one whom I am sure we will all find more cordial and effervescent. We can all pray that Pelor will have found her favorable enough to have blessed her with a child to manifest the love of the wondrous event.

8 comments:

Leelu said...

I say this out of love:

Die in a fire.

=D

Gobula said...

Kilminsk just threw up.

scott said...

There will have to be some sort of roll involved. Probably some sort of Fortitude check on Leelu's part. And a Constitution Check for Torias. I'll let you know any relevant modifiers ;)

tiger said...

Wow, for a second, I thought that just degolar sucked. Boy was I wrong. And before you even make the joke, shut the hell up.

Degolar said...

Degolar sucked? Suck up, perhaps. He was the model of etiquette. And the only reason he even said anything is that the lady asked: "I'm counting on Degolar doing something to annoy me." Just trying to be a good boy and do her bidding.

Lummox said...

Hey, you guys need to cut this stuff out. What Leelu and Torias do with their free time and in private is none of our business and should be taken in a serious and understanding manner.


With his penis.

Jason said...

*wonders quietly about replacing all of your brains with some sort of parasite*

Gobula said...

Kilminsk respects their rights but, you know, he wants to watch. And breath heavily.