With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Friday, September 15, 2006
Matters of Size
Question: When filling in the spot where it says "size" on my character sheet am I supposed to just put the length or length and thickness?
6 comments:
Length and girth if you're a male. Centimeters if you're female.
Seriously, on your sheet, it should be medium.
Biologically speaking, most of the nerve endings are...
well...
Girth matters. :P
Already creeped out by this conversation.
And I can't believe Lummox hasn't... ahem "weighed in" on this thread.
It was too easy.
Insert joke about someones female relative being sexually promiscuous here.
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