With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Thursday, September 21, 2006
So, it appears that Teusday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. I just want to know why I wasn't notified until now. I mean, c'mon. Pirate pickup lines. "Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?"
8 comments:
Tiger!!!!!
Aye, sea turtles!
I didn't find out until Tuesday night. By then it was too late.
Someone really needs to inform the general public of these events.
A side note: It seems that blogger has fucking decided not to save my logon shit anymore. I gotta type this shit in every god-damned time now.
Welcome to our little corner of the blogosphere, Tiger. And, yeah, like Scott I kind of knew but too late to be informative.
You told us last year, didn't you?
Jesus Christ! Why the fuck do I have to type my logon info every fucking time now!?
But I didn't bother memorizing the date. I can't even remember family members' birthdays (and have a bad tendency to forget to send them cards, etc.).
*hangs head in shame*
Well, I guess we are just going to have to make our own "talk like" day. How about talk like Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade" day?
Mm-hmm. I sure do like them french-fried pataters, mm-hmm.
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