With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Just testing Hadrian's assertion that "on any given Saturday I think there is a decent chance that our group would blow off the game for strippers... even Leelu."
Hmmm... it sounds to me like Hadrian's assertion is a desparate attempt to prove to himself that nude women are more important than D&D. It sounds like Hadrian has contracted nerdiness denial, and a very serious case at that. We must get that boy to the Degobah System before all is lost!
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Haha. Strippers are too expensive. I'll have to go with d+d.
Yes, I agree with Scott, but only because of the expense.
Stripper D&D? Lose a battle, lose a layer.
That said, you may have to be more select about your gamers.
I had my suspicions about your D&D games...
We already have the nightly showing of the nipple, what more could we possibly want?
Just testing Hadrian's assertion that "on any given Saturday I think there is a decent chance that our group would blow off the game for strippers... even Leelu."
Hmmm... it sounds to me like Hadrian's assertion is a desparate attempt to prove to himself that nude women are more important than D&D. It sounds like Hadrian has contracted nerdiness denial, and a very serious case at that. We must get that boy to the Degobah System before all is lost!
*waving hand* These aren't the nipples you are looking for.
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