You Are 84% Cynical |
Your cynicism borders on paranoia. Worry less. You're out to get the world as much as it's out to get you. |
With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
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***You Are 48% Cynical***
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.
Of course the flaw in this is that it doesn't take into account the depth of my cynicism in those areas in which I am cynical.
I'm more cynical than Hadrian? Depth of cynicism notwithstanding, that's saying something nasty about my mindset. And I was relieved it wasn't 100%. Sheesh.
I'm not sure how the levels are tiered... but I scored EXACTLY the same as Hadrian.
Which is scary. For him.
I know where my mind has been, and he should be ashamed of himself.
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