Friday, May 27, 2011

Readers Advisory Moment

Perhaps something for your summer reading list:

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight.


Lummox said...

Request it for me.

Aerin said...

Wait, what edition of D&D has assassin AND elf as a class? Man, I hope someone got fired for that oversight! *sticks nose in the air in nerd-rage*

Will have to check this out, sounds...very...different

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Hadrian said...

Thanks for the Saturday night adventure spoilers! Damn it!