Friday, May 27, 2011

Readers Advisory Moment

Perhaps something for your summer reading list:

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight.

3 comments:

Lummox said...

Request it for me.

Aerin said...

Wait, what edition of D&D has assassin AND elf as a class? Man, I hope someone got fired for that oversight! *sticks nose in the air in nerd-rage*

Will have to check this out, sounds...very...different

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Hadrian said...

Thanks for the Saturday night adventure spoilers! Damn it!