Hey, you know what would be fun?
Not having to listen to you for once.
Besides that. You should let me out to play and I can do some exploring for you. That way, you and your fellow do-gooders will know what is ahead and won’t have to worry so much.
Yeah, and then you can get into trouble and bring a hoard of beasts and monsters down upon the rest of the group while they sleep and make them have to lose sleep to fight some horror they weren’t expecting and then blame it all on me while you squirrel yourself away in my brain somewhere, safe from the repercussions. No thanks.
You know what you need?
Some uninterrupted sleep?
No. You need some worthwhile, visceral experience. You need to get yourself dirty and explore your adventurous side a little.
Oh, you mean by fighting slews of monsters and trying to save a village from an overwhelming evil?
You sure are cranky when you don’t get your sleep.
You think?
*Sigh* Fine. Sleep then. Maybe I can take over and get some experience of my own.
You wouldn’t dare… Reik? You wouldn’t do that to us. Would you? Reik? Answer me. Oh gods in the heavens. (and so E has another fitful night of unfulfilling sleep)
1 comment:
If he gets to sleep at all. Sounds like E is in danger of having Reik overthrow him for primary control...hopefully it won't happen at exactly the wrong moment :P
+100 xp and a biscuit for Reik
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