Totally Blank

So I was walking through the office today and WHAM! Out of nowhere this huge eagle comes flying through the hall with a great, big bucket full of spam and hits me upside the head. I don't remember much after that, but I came to in my cubicle and now I can't remember a damn thing that has happened since last Saturday. All I know is that all of my emails from that week have disappeared and I feel like a total ass for some reason. Anyway, I noticed that there haven't been any posts here recently, so I thought I would tell that AMAZING and totally true story.