With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Saturday, November 21, 2009
No Character Story Yet, But Considering the Barbarian
I'm a little at a loss here. Does the DM give XP for photography research regarding the characters nether regions? I'm glad to see you are thinking about it. On the other hand. eww.
+25 XP for creativity. -20 XP for making me look at man ass. +10 because actually the tattoo were kinda cool. +10 because if you are truly going to have a character in a toga, you are going to need it.
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I cannot express the full measure of my disappointment that the first naked pictures ever posted on this blog are of a dude.
*casts Time Warp*
After seeing man-ass, I thought maybe this post was from Lummox...
I'm a little at a loss here. Does the DM give XP for photography research regarding the characters nether regions? I'm glad to see you are thinking about it. On the other hand. eww.
+25 XP for creativity.
-20 XP for making me look at man ass.
+10 because actually the tattoo were kinda cool.
+10 because if you are truly going to have a character in a toga, you are going to need it.
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