With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Monday, October 19, 2009
Please Scott, Give Me A Title
Any favorite campaign moments? I've been thinking of serializing our greyhawk campaign and I'd love to have what stood out as great or catastrophic memories. Thanks!
I don't remember all the details, but I seem to recall a rather crushing battle against minotaurs that wiped out most of us.
Then there's always the bits where we killed our own party members: Aerin gassing Lummox to death, Leelu pushing Kilminsk into the sphere of annihilation...I'm sure there were more.
And this one time? At Bard Camp? We had received this powerful deck of magical cards to help ourselves in sticky situations. So we were saving it for just the right moment, and when that holy fuck dragon came at us we knew it was time. Someone flung a card and . . . a . . . kobold (goblin) appeared . . .
I still go back in my mind to those first few sessions when these unexpected personalities started popping out of our mouths and developing a life of their own. Me anxious to do something "bardic," which led to a barroom seduction, which somehow became rock star slut. Some unfortunate rolls leading to a reputation of incapable pick-pocket. A holier-than-thou cleric.
Leelu trying to be all sneaky-assassin in the middle of the night, only to walk in on the two big baddies screwing, screwing up her attack, and running back to the party screaming for help.
There was that time the party almost split simply because Lummox was too much of an insecure pussy to swallow being called "stinky." ;-) Oh, and the time Leelu hired a young boy to drug and rape Degolar.
One of Degolar's proudest moments: out mind-flaying a mind-flayer for control of Lummox's mind.
Oh, and the time Leelu hired a young boy to drug and rape Degolar.
She did not! She hired a young boy to dress up like a girl and get picked up by Degolar. And she hired the bartender to drug him. The only rape involved was Degolar disguising himself and Leelu and going after Torias.
Wow, so many that it may require a post of its own. I echo some of the one above, such as the incompetent thievery of Leelu, and the emerging personalities (the cleric being snide and derisive to the "assassin"). And in no particular order:
Hadrian's awful encounters with trolls and his subsequent intense fear of them.
The heroic greater turning of the kuotoan undead (what was his name again?)
The early intrigues in Verbobonc.
The bard playing and the dwarf dancing naked in the square to allow their companions to slip unnoticed into an unfriendly temple.
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I don't remember all the details, but I seem to recall a rather crushing battle against minotaurs that wiped out most of us.
Then there's always the bits where we killed our own party members: Aerin gassing Lummox to death, Leelu pushing Kilminsk into the sphere of annihilation...I'm sure there were more.
Leelu already got one...but I disintegrated a man's horse :D
Aerin keeping my arm!!!!
Hadrian became a diety, and also the patron saint of being messily slaughtered by trolls I think
And this one time? At Bard Camp? We had received this powerful deck of magical cards to help ourselves in sticky situations. So we were saving it for just the right moment, and when that holy fuck dragon came at us we knew it was time. Someone flung a card and . . . a . . . kobold (goblin) appeared . . .
I still go back in my mind to those first few sessions when these unexpected personalities started popping out of our mouths and developing a life of their own. Me anxious to do something "bardic," which led to a barroom seduction, which somehow became rock star slut. Some unfortunate rolls leading to a reputation of incapable pick-pocket. A holier-than-thou cleric.
Leelu trying to be all sneaky-assassin in the middle of the night, only to walk in on the two big baddies screwing, screwing up her attack, and running back to the party screaming for help.
There was that time the party almost split simply because Lummox was too much of an insecure pussy to swallow being called "stinky." ;-) Oh, and the time Leelu hired a young boy to drug and rape Degolar.
One of Degolar's proudest moments: out mind-flaying a mind-flayer for control of Lummox's mind.
I'll add more as things come to me.
Oh, and the time Leelu hired a young boy to drug and rape Degolar.
She did not! She hired a young boy to dress up like a girl and get picked up by Degolar. And she hired the bartender to drug him. The only rape involved was Degolar disguising himself and Leelu and going after Torias.
:P
"Stinky?!?" As I recall, their was more of a racist connotation and more than just the word "stinky" being flung around. :P
Wow, so many that it may require a post of its own. I echo some of the one above, such as the incompetent thievery of Leelu, and the emerging personalities (the cleric being snide and derisive to the "assassin"). And in no particular order:
Hadrian's awful encounters with trolls and his subsequent intense fear of them.
The heroic greater turning of the kuotoan undead (what was his name again?)
The early intrigues in Verbobonc.
The bard playing and the dwarf dancing naked in the square to allow their companions to slip unnoticed into an unfriendly temple.
and probably more to come...
OOO! I forgot about the nakednessicity!!! Oh! and the whorehouse!!!
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