
With a crackle and hiss the tiny goblin materialized in the center of the cavernous chamber. Disoriented, he glanced quickly from side to side, taking in the astonished looks of the small party of battle weary adventurers who had summoned him, before, finally and fatefully, looking up into the rapidly descending jaws of an enormous dragon. In a tiny, squeaky, quivering voice he uttered the only words of his brief and ill-fated existence... "oh shit".
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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I say this out of love:
Die in a fire.
=D
Kilminsk just threw up.
There will have to be some sort of roll involved. Probably some sort of Fortitude check on Leelu's part. And a Constitution Check for Torias. I'll let you know any relevant modifiers ;)
Wow, for a second, I thought that just degolar sucked. Boy was I wrong. And before you even make the joke, shut the hell up.
Degolar sucked? Suck up, perhaps. He was the model of etiquette. And the only reason he even said anything is that the lady asked: "I'm counting on Degolar doing something to annoy me." Just trying to be a good boy and do her bidding.
Hey, you guys need to cut this stuff out. What Leelu and Torias do with their free time and in private is none of our business and should be taken in a serious and understanding manner.
With his penis.
Kilminsk respects their rights but, you know, he wants to watch. And breath heavily.
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